Cloaker

*AGGRESIVE SCREECHING*

Thanks, for nothing, Cloaker, you dick!

by Generic_Name idk December 19, 2021

Eye Closer

A novel concept developed by Akash and Ilya.
The word refers to drinking prior to going to sleep.

It exempts you from being labeled as an alcoholic due to the current CAGE criteria:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?

You ready for our eye closer?

by gman12458811 November 17, 2010

cloaker

Cloaker: Facebook user who sets their online Status to private and, after spying on the status of the other members of Friends list, will post, comment, or poke from unknown status source, only to disappear back into oblivion.

"I know shes a cloaker becuz she'd poke me after everytime I logged in and she wasn't online"

by Methodikal April 21, 2008

Door closer

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

by men against door closers April 10, 2010

Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

by shankerhol January 6, 2011

look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

closer..call..me..closer

ill be your guy...if ull be my girl

His heart screamed to Bailey, cclsoer call me closer...

by preston neill October 12, 2004