clamstamp

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.

In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.

by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006

Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.

The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.

by Peace Walker August 25, 2009

Ten Claps

When a person in a group of people do something that requires being pro. Someone in the group of friends will then say TEN CLAPS, then they all clap in unison ten times.

R: My soccer team just won our tournament.
K: TEN CLAPS!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

by Cairn December 23, 2008

clamshake

a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,

Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.

by josies pussycat May 12, 2009

clamsplain

The female version of mansplaining. A woman explaining something condescendingly to a man that they already know.

M: once you mentioned it, I got it haha
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to

by sixpointfivetatersoutoftater June 28, 2017

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

Cagskin

The saggy part of an old woman’s tiddy

Yo check out grandmas cagskin!

by No more sea cows December 21, 2019