chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Chodesmas

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.

Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"

by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011

Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.

After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.

by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016

Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me

Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you

by I fucked your dad for an orea May 29, 2018

Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

by MrMr September 8, 2013

Chines

When someone goes above and beyond and is considered more than a mate.

Dirk - Jesus mate, you've helped me out today
Lucas - No worries Chines

by Dirkulees June 24, 2019

Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

by Matt*ee September 19, 2009