If someone gives you something like a cookie you can say chines or chines thank you. Or if you give someone something and they say thank you you say chines.
In the act of sexual intercorse, then you take your penis out... take a few steps back.. then sprint at full force towards the girl. Jumping in the air to insert your penis back into the anal or vaginal cavity. This obscure method if done right will cause a powerful orgasm for both partners
Oh oh oh oh!!!! * begins chines goodbye*
Them:"Wtf are you doing?"
You:"GOOOOOODBYYYYYYEEE!!!!!!"
*proceeds with the ending of the goodbye"
Both: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*