Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
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by tim harrold April 14, 2006
Get the chevelle mug.1. Nickname for someone who is tough, smart, or possesses extreme sexual prowess. A Chisel Chest can sometimes be a little overbearing.
2. A defining characteristic of a real Tough Guy. It comes from years of doing real tough things like watching football, using tobacco, drinking pops, canoeing while intoxicated, etc. Looks phenomenal cloaked in a plain sweatshirt or rugged plaid shirt.
2. A defining characteristic of a real Tough Guy. It comes from years of doing real tough things like watching football, using tobacco, drinking pops, canoeing while intoxicated, etc. Looks phenomenal cloaked in a plain sweatshirt or rugged plaid shirt.
J: Hey there Chisel Chest, that's a good lookin' flannel!
S: Thanks tough guy, I like that sweatshirt. Let's go eat some uncooked beef and split wood!
C: My boyfriend has such a chisel chest! It must be from hoisting all that concrete mix!
B: I noticed that. I wouldn't mind if he hoisted me sometime!
S: Thanks tough guy, I like that sweatshirt. Let's go eat some uncooked beef and split wood!
C: My boyfriend has such a chisel chest! It must be from hoisting all that concrete mix!
B: I noticed that. I wouldn't mind if he hoisted me sometime!
by TCC4L6969 November 15, 2011
Get the Chisel Chest mug.When ariving upon the toilet and seeing previous stains upon sed toilet, one decides to use one's piss to chisel away at the stains until sed stain has vanished
by Bravedeini October 20, 2008
Get the Piss Chisel mug.Chivalry is when a guy does something nice for a woman that is not usually expected in modern times. The consists of a guy just doing the gentlemanly thing.
John opened the car door for Kayla; chivalry is always done by John.
When John offered to hang her coat, Kayla took off her jacket and handed it to him.
When John offered to hang her coat, Kayla took off her jacket and handed it to him.
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ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015
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A catapult motion is often used by more experienced chiselers.
A catapult motion is often used by more experienced chiselers.
Alan chiseled the badger from the upstairs window when he saw it was bothering his wife.
Oi, Steve! Chisel me a sausage!
Oi, Steve! Chisel me a sausage!
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