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i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
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The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
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Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
by JunkFX February 09, 2012
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Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
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A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
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Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.
"stop being a chive"

"Your a big chive Qdini"
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