catsiclatsicle

The only way (to my knowledge) of rhyming "cat" and "popsicle"

popsicle catsiclatsicle

by AtomskNinja March 9, 2004

Catdick

When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.

Friend one "From the pic I thought it was going to be an extra limb, but it was actually a micropenis."

Friend two "You've been catdicked!"

by illcompareyourmeercat May 14, 2021

catlick

The way fat retards pronounce catholic.

Me: Hey Retard what religion are you?
Retard: I'm catlick
Me: Catlick? Whats that?
Retard: Really? You don't know what catlick is?

by Unloader01 September 24, 2015

catrice

Otherwise known as Boob

A sometimes ditsy and loud bruenette that is by definition blonde.

Catrice: Hi!!! I've missed you
Person: Hello Boob, I've missed you too.
Catrice: *Runs over, kicks her own foot and ends up breaking her toes.*

by wolfpuzzle April 4, 2008

Catpiss

When referring to an incident or something being poor and below standard.

This game is absolute Catpiss.

Fut champs is Catpiss.

by Siminitt November 6, 2020

catpiss

Nonsense, balderdash. Tiresome old pseudo-argument regurgitated ad nauseam.

She was giving me the same old catpiss about how she couldn't get to work on time because she'd never expected the traffic to be so heavy.

by Fearman November 11, 2007

Capicity

When you have the audacity to say something extremely wrong or "cap" as the word says.

Noel: Mr. Narrator has the serious capicity to say that the president commited election fraud
Shein: Ikr
Mr. Narrator: HE COMMITED ELECTION FRAUD

by Omega Hood February 24, 2022