cushion-pusher

someone who likes to have sex with fat women, comes from "more cushion for the pushin'",
someone who likes their women to have baggage, ripples, folds, cottage cheese thighs, blunt in the front, etc.

Tyrie: You see how much blunt in the front Tyrell's new girlfriend has? I mean I'm talkin' 'bout dayummmnn
Tyrese: Yea, tru dat, he a cushion-pusher fo' sho'
Terrel:are you cereal
Tyrie: fo' shizzle ma nizzle up in da hizzle fo' rizzle

by Royce B. in Da Hizzle January 31, 2007

cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

by Ben E-wing November 13, 2010

A burst cushion.

The female equivalent of the male beer belly.

Look at the state of that girl at the bar her belly is hanging out like a burst cushion.

by wellybooterupper February 16, 2018

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 06, 2013

anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow

She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.

by Liam is sexy July 01, 2020

Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it

Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”

by Larry the Lizzard January 06, 2021

cushion contact

When you're having sex with a fat girl and accidentally fuck one of her folds.

"I was about to bust when I realized it was just cushion contact."

by Cookie Monsieur April 12, 2010