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certified dime piece

dammn she is one certified dime piece walkin down that street !

she is my one and only ertified dime piece.
by dorkboo. November 10, 2007
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certified glazer

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
by Certified glazer September 7, 2016
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Certified boy lover

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!
by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022
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Certified G

a Badass that makes people wish they were them
Justin Bieber : if iwas a Certified G I wouldent be gay
by SaintRow for life March 22, 2017
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certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.
Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.
by The Train December 10, 2008
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Certified Bop

Another way to say this song fuckin SLAPP!
Listening to The Box by Roddy Rich: OUUUU! TURN IT UP TURN IT UP THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP!!
by AnonymousUniverse February 7, 2020
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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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