bugger off

A more polite way of telling someone to fuck off.

"Bugger Off" by The Dubliners

Chorus:
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the batenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your knoxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.

Chorus

So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of fucking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

(1-2-3 FUCK YOU!)

by ijm November 6, 2006

buggerize

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.

I think I just buggerized the coffee maker.

by zmp February 10, 2005

bugeye

In the U.S., bugeye refers to the 2002-2003 model year Subaru Impreza, coming from two large, bug-like headlights and amiable prescence. However, the rally-bred, all wheel drive and turbocharged Subaru Impreza WRX was truly a beast within.

"Man there goes yet another WRX, I want one now, too!"

"Yeah but it wasn't a bugeye."

by LimitedSpliffDiff October 5, 2007

Buer

Descriptive word used to describe a person who is fit or physically attractive. Typically used in Northern English slang.

Jack: Oh mate, that lass is a pure buer

Josh: Tell me about it!

by xxarcticmonkeysxx August 12, 2019

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

Buergel

a way too kill a man using only a change purse, decorative rug, and a tissue.

Wonko: god i hate that guy so much, i just want to buergel him!

jane: whoa man! i know he's annoying, but murder? that's crazy talk.

by just_limin December 9, 2008