the wendy's blitz

The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out

Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll

by random redneck May 4, 2006

Blitz main

Some moron who thinks running at you with a shield answers lifes problems

Look at that moron, hes a blitz main

by Maestro main October 10, 2018

Blitzed

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

blitzkrieg

I brilliant warfare tactic first used by the German Wehrmacht or armed forces in WWII combining Tanks motorized Infantory and Aircraft in a all out attack in concentrated posistions forcing a breakthrough of the conventional battlefront. This masterful tactic was first used by the German Generals Rommel, von Bock, von Manstein and Guderian.

Victorious Campaigns in France, Belgium, Poland, and to some extent Russia

by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

blitzmas

the shortest Christmas possible, for the modern day Scrooge

went back home for a Blitzmas with the parents

by craig aubrey February 4, 2004