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Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
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Bucky Barnes

Steve: Bucky Barnes, I hecking love you!
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barnetto

A cocktail made predominantly from citrus fruits as follows:

4-5 limes crushed in a straight glass
single lemon vodka
single london gin
fill with crushed ice
top up with lemonaide
Mine's a Barnetto or give me your finest barnetto bar keep

The Barnetto is currently being served in london, stockholm, milan and dubai
by Barnetto boy October 17, 2008
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noelle._.barnes

young women who accidentally married bucky barnes only to end up falling in love with him, and then marrying him again. has amazing taste in music (one direction & their solo albums), has great sayings (go jump in a hole, MUAH *chefs kiss, stoppp you’re making me blush, etc.), is beautiful, funny, creative, kind, smart, talented, a great flirt, & is a baddie. period.
by baddie ned June 9, 2021
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Barretting

Working endlessly on a really difficult literature assignment. The word came from Ms. Barrett, an intimidating and yet loving literature teacher.
Non-Barretter: "Hey wanna go out for movies tonight?"
Barretter: "Nah, about 3 more hours of barretting to go, on the writings of Emerson."

Non-Barretter: "I read books to entertain myself."
Barretter: "I read books to find the Truth."
by Guy from SF August 13, 2011
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bucky barnes

holy bimbo! that dude is so bucky barnes (daddy)
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bucky barnes

an adorable brainwashed idiot, radiating big bisexual energy
by asgardiancharm April 24, 2021
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