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Bicester

A town in Oxfordshire, England, where there are far too many teenagers and kids, and no entertainment facilities or shopping centres or ANYTHING.

Everybody says Bicester people have a drug problem.
I guess that's true.
Also an alcohol problem...
...Erm, that's true too.
...And a violence problem..

Basically, the town's full of chavs. Everybody who lives there hates it, except for the teenagers who only like it because there's so many of them. I'm actually part of that group, though, so I'm not complaining.

Most people who live in Bicester spend all their time in Oxford.
Dude, lets go to Bicester! Oh wait, there's fuck all to do there, and we wont be able to get back out cause the trains and the buses run so infrequently.

Everybody in Bicester looks high. They probably are.

WOOT WOOT FOR THE BICESTER MASSIVE!
by yourmumisinmybed. November 28, 2009
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Blackteria

Pronounced - Blak-tear-e-uh

N. Term often used for describing the growth of black people throughout a predominately white community.
Good heavens Fifi, it seems that the tennis club has a bad case of blackteria
by WTS Jr April 28, 2006
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Slickster

Someone, usually from the suburbs, pretending to be a hipster but is too rich to pull it off. Such people are easily spotted because their "hipster" clothes are from mall stores instead of thrift shops, dumpsters and/or obscure emo band concerts.
Smelda, that slickster, isn't fooling anyone! They sell that shirt at hot topic."
by niles ward October 5, 2007
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Blacksperger's Syndrome

A disorder with symptoms similar to those of Asperger's syndrome but presenting only in residents of Blacksburg, VA, particularly among students and others associated with Virginia Tech. Clinical presentation includes:

a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm

Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.

A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.

Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.

There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
John: "That math test sucked, I just wanted to strangle our teacher."

(pause. stare. silence. pause.)

Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."

John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
by DrHardBody January 19, 2011
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Blipster

"Dude, did you see that blipster at the show last night?"
'Yeah man, his gauges were huge!"
by PoppyRocks July 1, 2011
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Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.
Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."
by tab10us June 28, 2010
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Blister Nips

I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.

He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.

My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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