Austin Carliling

The act of fangirling over Austin Carlile more than any other celebrity

*sees pic of austin carlile*

Friend 1: ERMEHGAWD HES SO PERFECT
Friend 2: is it austin again?
Friend 1: YESSSS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Friend 2: you're really good at Austin Carliling

by Squidgy Carlile December 18, 2013

Austin Goulding

hobbies- sports, video games, works a lot, hang out with friends
personality - Likes to talk, pretty nice
hates - nothing

Hey look its Austin Goulding！
That's so Austin Goulding of you!

by C0OL GUY February 14, 2022

Austin

Austin caring and sweet

Austin better known as giraffe a guy that is very trustworthy and even though he may be having a rough time he will still try and make you happy. He is genuinely nice and happy, and knows how to make someone smile, he is very much boyfreind material, Sometimes he can be a grouch butt but he surely makes up for it hes very lovable and caring. Everything about him is perfect hes tall handsome and nice. He can seem mean by just looking at him but I promise he's not.

by Tatashookykooky June 3, 2020

Abstinence

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.

Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.

by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Awsten

A white guy (because seriously, who else spells Austin like that) that may or may not seem sexually ambigious

Awsten just threw a rubber chicken at my window and now we're on a date I guess.

by dangergays January 19, 2019