Awsten. Literally the kindest person ever and you know it. He’s the sweetest, most caring guy you’ve ever met and he doesn’t even know it. When he sends you voicenotes and stupid photos and paragraphs of how perfect you are, even if you’re not, you know you have the best boyfriend in the world. When you’re so madly in love with him that it makes you want to scream and you just want to hold him but you can’t and it destroys you because you love him so much. Awsten is the type of guy to not know that xeir so cute but he literally is. When he listens to music you like and watches movies you love, it feels amazing. You feel like you can place all of your thoughts and secrets and wishes in a jar and give it to him and you know he’d keep it safe forever. Awsten can send you the stupidest thing but it’ll make the dopiest grin spread across your face. It’s literally not fair how perfect you are Awsten and I keep worrying that I’m love bombing you but I just love you so goddamn much. 23/6/2023.
N: Omg I just got a boyfriend
S: Lol who
N: Awsten!!!
S: You’re literally so lucky, I’d love to date him
N: Lol who wouldn’t, he’s so perfect.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*