ass hopper

a dumb immature boy who can't pick one girl he likes and instead jumps from one to another because he's so emotionally stunted and brain damaged that he can't hold a stable relationship

my ex is a massive ass hopper

by RickAndMorty69 March 1, 2024

assholerish

The behavior of a complete asshole. A sasshole to the extreme.

That behavior was extremely assholerish of you.

by SassholeNo1 August 29, 2016

ASSHOOKER

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019

Assholeperger syndrome

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.

That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.

by MineCunt May 22, 2019

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

Assholery

Jackassery that might be afoot. Shenanigans or Tomfoolery that boys tend to be involved in.

Assholery is afoot! Those drunken teenagers are playing drinking games.

by JimmyJames16 April 11, 2020

Assholeronious

The word Assholeronious is the word to describe a god of being an asshole

Your such an assholeronious

by Cumjay April 24, 2020