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Amogsexual

You're attracted to oval shapes with a glass oval shape at the higher part of its body.
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arborsexual

The unavoidable sexual attraction to trees. This includes but is not limited to wooden objects such as chairs, armoires, and desks. Certain arborsexual tendencies include hugging trees, literary sex with trees, being inexplicably attracted to things of a wooden nature, excluding morning wood.

Arborsexuals prefer to stay in the closet (preferably of Weeping/Whomping variety) for most of their lives - it is not an accepted sexuality as of yet. A more common name they prefer to be called is the ever-common "tree hugger".

"Environmentalist" is a euphanism for arborsexual.
I got a splinter in a place that don't see sunshine. I'm arborsexual.

Some people have sex with trees. Deal with it. They're arborsexual.

Go fuck a chair! Oh, you want me to be classy? Go make love to an armoire, ya arborsexual.
by Area 51 O_O October 2, 2011
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Alosexual

The opposite of asexual.

An alosexual person feels attraction to other persons like heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, etc.

These persons feel sexual attraction, regularly or in general
I'm homosexual, that means that I'm alosexual, as I feel sexual attraction.
by geophyta April 30, 2022
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Ammosexual

A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck
"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."
by Letscuddleandlistentometal November 3, 2015
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Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.
Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.
by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020
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Autosexual

Having or pertaining to the preference for gratification by one's clone, doppleganger, or one's alternate from a parallel dimension.
"It exists. The Vamp Willow from {Buffy the Vampire Slayer}:Dopplegangland was totally autosexual."
by Codymademedoit April 13, 2010
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