afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

by raffster772 January 26, 2011

aftershock

Momentarily after having a large bowel movement, the need to return to the restroom to produce another, usually smaller one (in some rare instances the aftershock can be larger).

Mike: Dude, you're going to the shitter again?

Tom: Man, I feel a big aftershock coming on!

by fdubzou February 2, 2010

afterquake

The side-effects of listening to dubstep or any other bass-heavy music for long periods of time. Includes headaches, hungriness ("munchies"), blurred/distorted vision, and (very rarely) occasional vomiting.

Guy1: "Mike seems pretty beat."
Guy2: "Yeah, he just listened to 8 straight hours of dubstep trying to break in his new headphones. I'm pretty sure he's suffering from an afterquake."

by weaksauce8737 December 28, 2011

Aftershock

When one has completed taking a dump, they shit again afterwards.

Steve: Why you stink muhfuhkuh?
Bartholameau: Man, I just took a shit, but I got hit with that aftershock.

by DawktorCawktor May 26, 2015

aftershock

That little bit of cum that escapes out of the penis approximately 10 minutes after set stimulation, i.e. blow job, hand job, or the preferable way, sex.

Don't get dressed just yet, I still need to aftershock.

by Darene August 2, 2007

Aftershock

The last remnants of semen after the climax of sexual pleasure

The boy takes one last pull and cleans the Aftershock off his tip with a napkin to ensure his pants will be dry and clean

by healthclasshero December 9, 2011

afterquake

An orgasm right after a big one that is not as big but feels so much better more tingly sensation. Like a lesser orgasm right after what you thought was your big one. An orgasm that in most cases, usually a woman would have or experience. Especially women who can control their inner vaginal muscles.

"Wow you gave me such an afterquake, I'm beat." worn out

by moombg7 November 15, 2015