AOL 

An internet service provider that feeds off the weak and ill-informed.
Started in the early 1990s, this ISP grew exponentially with the birth of internet communication and commerce. Holding free-release patents to such technologies as instant messaging and spam filters, America Online, at the very least, is responsible for the internet as we see it today.
However, there is a dark side. AOL sports more popup adds and spam than you can shake a stick at and lacks any domestic technical support. Ironically, the only facilities AOL houses in the United States of America are Cancellation Call Centers and Subscription Ques. I would venture to guess that this is a tactic to lull potential customers and saved customers into a false sense of security.

Call centers for cancellation exist in Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Florida, Utah, Toronto, and Virginia. If you care to visit one of these fine establishments, make sure to bring an armored tank or helicopter gunship because those Call Centers are guarded like Fort Knox.

AOL by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005

AOL 

American On-Line; a dumbass, piece of crap, excess-authority internet service that occupies all TV commercials and, seemingly, the entire internet itself. As many other people accurately say, AOL is extremely slow, is easily open to spyware and computer viruses, and may cause your computer to crash. AOL loves to wield its big, black "fist of fury" known as TOS, or Terms of Service, around in order to intimidate and threaten millions of the users; many of those users haven't done anything that could remotely be considered mildly offensive or illegal.
For all the bad service, unreliable connections, and poor reputations in dealing with online crime, junk email, spyware, and speed levels, AOL has the nerve to charge excessive monthly charges. They usually amount to well over $20 when the services provided mixed with the bullshit, pop-ups, and unnecessary authority are worth no more than three bucks. You AOL assholes. AOL: Assholes OnLine.

TOS is retarded. AOL only does this in the empty promise to keep child molesters and hackers off the Net. Also, those who threaten people in chat rooms when they will never meet the people that they are saying that they will beat the shit out of. But of course, AOL is too dumb to realize that most of these people jacking this bullshit in the chat rooms are most likely doing it just for fun, and even if they were in hatred against one another, the chances of those two actually coming in contact with one another are very rare. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DAMN DEAL, BITCH?

AOL by Ryan Jones October 25, 2004

AOL 

The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

AOL by Matthew December 12, 2003

AOL 

The biggest piece of shit you could ever put on your computer. AOL or America OnLine is the worlds biggest ISP and when you install their nung brain software, it hijacks your computer, and you have the devils own job of trying to remove it unless you scrub your hard drive and start again!

DO NOT put AOL on your computer, it is written by the same people that write viruses!

AOL by I Hate AOL September 3, 2006

AOL 

A really cool brightly painted and gnarly looking mega turbocharged (and optimized)vehicle with all sorts of bells and whistles, cute buttons, icons on the dashboard, and a talking interface like the Knight Rider car used exclusively for riding on the information highway.

It has a top speed of 5 MPH and has shiny plastic training wheels.

New and improved training wheels arrive in the mail about every two weeks.

I can't get out of the yard because my AOL training wheels break off when they hit the pavement.

AOL by wattsup January 3, 2005

AOL 

1.piece of crap
2.something that doesn't work

AOL is crap

AOL by Bob Bobberson November 28, 2003

aol 

A very common trojan disquised as an isp. Once a computer is infected, it will run extremely slow, it's internet will crash and the computer will crash shortly afterwards.

Damn AOL.

aol by Bugkid February 29, 2004