Things

Gettysburgian Term: When a group of fraternity brothers smoke copious amounts of high quality marijuana and proceed to engage in activities which must include (but are not limited to) watching gross pornographic clips, walking up stairs with a chair attached to one's back, and to jumping down library steps. This may be followed by or be preceded by a night of alcoholic consumption and incriminating photographs.

1. -When we do Things everything becomes Poop Rhinos.

-Poop Rhinos?

2. Hey Dude Membro. Wanna do Things? Lets do Things.

by TheArabianKnight December 22, 2009

on a thing

Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official

'You going out yet?'
'Nah, just on a thing.'

by Katieranger121 December 1, 2014

that thing

n. A thing; esp. one that that has been sent

"Did you get that thing I sent you?"

by Josh N. November 29, 2005

a thing

What even is a thing?! Like how do u know whether or not u r dating or it's just a friend thing. Cause hun idk about u but I ain't gonna sit this boy, that I literally adore, down and say, yo r we dating cause like, what are we!? No we don't just do that.
A thing is like a unspoken spoken secret...
Everyone knows it, no one says it, but yet it's like everyone talks about it.

"come on what are u guys?"

"Uhhh... A thing?"
"What the frick does that mean"
"Hun if I knew I would tell you!"

:(

by Hello:) smile:)laugh:) January 23, 2018

Thing

1. A name for a couple, like a "pair" or a way to say that two people are going out. Not to be used for married people, it's usually used when someone suspects two people are going out, but doesn't know. Or they are telling someone that two people are going out.

1. "So, Josh and Brittany, I guess they're a "thing" now.
2. "Dude, so are Josh and Brittany, like, a "thing" or what?

by chicken butt July 13, 2003

that's the thing

A phrase used by Mira Suta to convey the message that her false fact is true using a series of other false facts.

Mira: Duck Hunt is really good. His side B is really powerful!
Mike: But he's low tier, and nobody likes him or uses him.
Mira: That's the thing! Nobody knows what to expect!

by WeirdWordsWhat June 24, 2020

thing

1. an object-like being of sorts...

2. penis

stop playing with your thingy or else your milk-volcano will overflow!

by guitarist1 November 10, 2008