J Grimes

J grimes is an artist thats versatile in his music sound as he’s also a talented guitarist and pianist. Aka “junior grimes (Logan)”

Most of his songs are either mediocre or surprisingly decent but that’s about it. he’d be amazing if he put in more effort though but J’s is too damn big to take advice from anyone.

Notorious for being an ex male stripper and former PI but that’s another story.

Famous for being offensive and having no regard for what society thinks of his daring behavior. Kid with a beard who got his start by doing soundcloud music and YouTube videos also he makes comics books. Believes he’s the notorious BIG reincarnated do with that what you will.

lives by himself and relies on willybone to maintain the professionalism and artist setup because J grimes wouldn’t be able to manage his own music by himself unsurprisingly

Also known for appearing on dr phil as the real life wolverine.

J grimes: allow me to bless the world with my greatness

Girls in crowd: woooooo!

Talented music producer: your trash and you’ve got zero talent

J grimes: excuse me ?

Talented music producer: your a talentless hack, no one likes you

Girls: who gives a shit he’s hott as hell! Take off your shirt J!

J grimes: ;)

Talented music producer: *facepalms*

J Grimes’s fan girls don’t care as long he’s shirtless

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by Crime boss who fires often July 3, 2021

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Sesh Snake

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.

“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.

by Couldhavedroppedmycroissant March 15, 2018

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j grimes

A pretty good rapper/singer that deserves the praise he gets since it’s not easy being a rockstar wannabe trapped in regular boring society. this junior grimes kid represents the kid in all of us; young and so full of life but at the same time relatable, outcast and rebellious.

There truly is no one like J grimes/junior grimes

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Record deal producers: aight team let’s scoop up some new artists

Person 1: what about j grimes?

Person 2: nah that boy got a bad image, and this coming from someone who’s seen it ALL

Record producer: I guess, anyone but j grimes, right?

Person 2: hell yeah man, J grimes is a bad influence, fuck him

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Gas station clerk: hello how are you?

J grimes: aye yo lemme get a puff bar

Gas station clerk: wait a sec I know you, gtfo my store blondie

J grimes: wtf?

Other customers: this guys music blows!

Gas station clerk: you heard the people, get him!

J grimes: oh shite

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j Grimes

Australian-Spanish rapper aka “junior Grimes” (Logan) who looks like either a school shooter or homeless bad boy..

makes music and/or YouTube videos usually pertaining to his criminal versatility or dangerous behavior. He’s possibly a wannabe rockstar and failed artist but 100% a successful outcast criminal

Also a part time secret meme lord

Known for songs “she be simpin” , “radioactive rage” , “Star Wars diss track” , “bella chick mixtape” and etc,

j grimes: im makin moves in da underground

Rap fanbase: ugh

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j Grimes is a decent rapper and shows promise but best apply himself or fade into obscurity

by It’s meee biitchh! July 22, 2021

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Dessert shame

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

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