The Wilson

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"

Bitch said we cant have sex cuz im on the rag. I gave her the wilson and split.

by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022

Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.

1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!

by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

Mckenzie Wilson

Mckenzie is a ball of "joy" to be around. She loves making fun of people and being what i like to call a bleach. She likes to laugh at people while they are singing there solos but yet forgets hers. Shes a 10 year old dushbag and is a wannabe theatre kid. She has one friend. thats it. everyone else cant stand her. she plays hortensia in matilda jr ya ikr idk who that is either.

wow i dont like Mckenzie Wilson

by theatrekid05 January 28, 2022

Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper

Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.

by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022

Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.

Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy

by Blobby Master October 7, 2021

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016