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Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.
Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!
by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008
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Tucker Tucks

Tucker Tucks refer to shoelaces tied into a knot, then folded under the parallel shoelaces in front of it. These are good for those people who tie there shoes extra tight and don't want droopy laces.
Nelson: My laces are always dragging on the ground! I wish I could find a solution.

Leonard: Here try tucking them under like me! You will never have to face droopy laces again with Tucker Tucks!
by Eric the bunter April 26, 2012
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tuckerboner

A massive erection over 3 times the size of its normal erect size
Man, I have such a bad tuckerboner right now
by Pen15SwagYolo March 14, 2015
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Tucker

A greasy redneck that freaks out over nothing and smashes beer bottles on his friends cars
Q- hey tucker I'm sorry I spilled a drink on your floor
Tucker- fuck you bitch I'm gonna deck you in the jaw
Q- I'd love to see you do it
by Womenrespecter69 August 22, 2017
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Tucker

to be very awkward around girls
wow, that boy is very tucker around her.
by Calhooon September 5, 2017
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Tuckerbag

A girl with a good body but a rather unfortunate face that must be covered with a brown paper bag in order to successfully engage in coitus. In reference to the now defunct Australian supermarket chain 'Tuckerbag' whose mascot was an animated brown paper bag.
So are you going to fuck her?

I would but she's a bit of a Tuckerbag
by Dirtysanchez4urmum December 10, 2017
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Ticket

20 (twenty) dollars USD of a bag of Heroin. heroin drugs bag
Named for the container of folded paper which is done in such a way that it holds the drugs and looks like a paper ticket to a show or movie.
by milkyDG_sT May 21, 2018
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