spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010

skanking

(v.) the act of going out to a bar, or club, and picking up a couple of nice skanks.

I went out skanking last night and picked up a couple of nice skanks!

by Excellence in the field of Excellence November 25, 2007

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007

standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009