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tranking 

The art of tranking is to stand on any object with their arms by their sides, aiming to make it look as awkward and funny as possible. Then take a pic or vid to post so other people can laugh at it.
Person 1: let's go planking!!
Person 2: Thats so last month!! Let's go tranking!!!
Person 1: Sweet Lets go find a cop car to trank on :D
tranking by jane moore July 19, 2011
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Tranking 

The new thing that is soooo in right now!! A bit like planking, but upwards!! Standing up, face forward, hands to side, in awkward places!! (:
Person 1: Dude!! You can't trank on the ground!!
Person 2: Idc I'm still tranking
Tranking by Kacie & Taylor July 17, 2011

Tranking 

Tranking is the art of wanking on a train or tram. This is done in the toilet when one is extremely horny, however if the toilet is occupied by another tranker, masturbating in the carriage is also considered tranking. Masturbating in the carriage is only considered tranking if the toilet is occupied.
Guy 1- “Hey what you up to?”
Guy 2- “Just had the phattest trank my guy

Guy 1- “Wanna come to France with me on the train?”
Guy 2- “Yes I want go tranking with you, French style”

Tranking 

Mix of troll and prank
Person 1: we a little tranking
Person 2: ah yes we do
Tranking by ramisrealer October 5, 2021

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.
Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin
For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.
two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Sky Tanking 

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.
Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

sky tanking space docking burrito vagina fart shit
Sky Tanking by dAVIE k January 4, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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