Short-King 

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co

"we stan a Short-King."

Short-King by SoftwareTaco October 2, 2022

short bus 

The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.

I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.

short bus by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

Short Timers by me February 24, 2006

short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.

Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

short staff by ttfkr March 14, 2014

Short Round 

Typically the pimp name for a 4' 2" absolute unit. May be shorter then your local soap dispenser, but will not hesitate to destroy friends faces and not remember. Prone to violence if denied a high five.

Short Round terrifies me, she's the stuff of nightmares.

Short Round by Please Don't Beat Me Up Annie November 13, 2018

Short Bus 

The Autistic kids Bus

U right the short bus gay

Short Bus by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Short dick syndrome 

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.

He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

Short dick syndrome by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021