Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

Schmouldering

Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.

Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.

I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!

Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.

Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..

by tga goon June 5, 2011

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

by Earl Van Cumberpatch June 13, 2018

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022

Schmoe

A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".

Amy wouldn't stop talking about s'mores, so Marty had to go ahead and schmoe her to make her stop!

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

scemo

scene+emo / scemo - derived from the Italian word scemo which means idiot.

Urban Dictionary Definition = (noun) A foolish or idiotic looking or acting emo or scene kid who looks like a total poser wannabe awesome person.

scemo - ie, some person who is totally, cluelessly, hopelessy not emo or scene, but is trying super, way hard to be and it is just pathetically not stellar, dude.

like, omg!

<333

by scemoboy January 25, 2009