Whodoievencare's definitions

Schmoe

A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".

Amy wouldn't stop talking about s'mores, so Marty had to go ahead and schmoe her to make her stop!

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

Kanye West mode

To act stupidly in a way that builds up your ego by 100%. Note that this separates who you originally were.

Imagine thinking that the Nazis were good people... That instantly sets you up higher into the arrogance, and you must be in Kanye West mode to think this.

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.

Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Lil Wayne

A dangerous kind of codeine brand that will kill instantly once you take it.

Jack was sick so he decided to take a Lil Wayne despite not reading its warnings that it was an intoxicated drug. Because of this, he died.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Baby by Justin Bieber

The greatest song ever made. You can see the true lyrical depth and meaning on Genius. It has so much beautiful phrases and his voice is so beautiful. It makes Bohemian Rhapsody and the rest of Queen and The Beatles' music look like bad! The lyrics are so meaningful.

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby by Justin Bieber

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Cardi B

Trash.

Honey, can you come and take out the Cardi B out to the garage for me?

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022