Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 13, 2006

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

muff

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 8, 2006

muff

Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.

noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."

by Muffalina September 1, 2008

muff

after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out

i would so muff jessica alba

by 69party in my pants69 June 30, 2008

muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 19, 2010

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007