knee jerk

An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.

I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.

by Quills13 January 23, 2011

knee spanker

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011

Kneegrow

African prisoner of war mostly in America or any colonize country who stay on their knees praying to a pale pink cracka Jesus for salvation and denounces their own ancestors and also rejects the sacred sciences and understanding and nature. Usually sick from crackatosis

You Kneegrows needs to get off your knees and pull that cracka Jesus dick out ya mouth and get shit done yourself

by BomaniRealBlackGod May 4, 2020

knee'd

TO force a girl to give head ergo oral rape

Jeff knee'd some bitch

by robble robble robble September 25, 2005

bended knee

an act that requires one to get on a knee while giving the hang loose sign and placing various objects on the body.

He did a bended knee on top of the dumpster while balancing a Coke on his head.

The frequency of bended knees was common at the party last weekend.

A group of friends gathered around the fireplace to perform a bended knee.

by Shane Murray January 10, 2008

Indian Knee

Similar to an Indian Burn this is the chaffing caused from rug burn or carpet burn that you would get from having sex doggy style on the bare floor.

Last night I banged your mom in the living room and got Indian Knee.

by pseudometrics April 20, 2010

take a knee

Verb. To urinate through the opening of your shorts at the knee, without removing your shorts.

Bob: Man! I really gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere to go!!
Samwise: Just go around the corner and take a knee.
Bob: Wow! Great idea! Good thing I'm wearing shorts today!

by MadHat December 17, 2004