Jordanne

Jordanne is one of the most caring and loving person you’ll meet. She doesn’t give up on people easily you have to push her to the edge for her to stop caring she gives good advice she’ll make your day when your mad or sad she a true friend.

Jordanne is very nice

Jordanne by Wavy_kaiya September 29, 2019

Jordan 

A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.

Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.

Jordan by QuinnRaven January 10, 2020

Jordan Peterson 

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

Jordan Peterson by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Dirty Jordan 

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

Dirty Jordan by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Air Jordans 

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.

Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.

Air Jordans by vT3x January 28, 2012

Jordan 

The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

Jordan by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016

Jordy 

The Diddler. A man/woman who will diddle your nether regions like never before.

Dude, I met this girl last night who was a total Jordy. I've never been diddled like that before!

Jordy by gingaluva April 11, 2010