Jerkitude

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

by neozone200 August 4, 2008

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

jerry mullet

A jerry-curled mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and greasy all over.

Wow... he's innovating on the 80's. Check out that dude's jerry mullet.

by jodhisattva March 14, 2009

Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008

jerved

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009

Jersey Punchbowl

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.

He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009

Jerk Space

The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.

Variation: Dick Space

"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"

by venomconfection July 20, 2009