flapjack

The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.

Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.

by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006

Flaky

Sissy Porcupine on Happy Tree Friends who always gets killed in the mayhem

Flaky got burnt to death in a funny episode of HTF

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

flaky

When there is interference, as in mobile phone line or Internet connection, resulting in difficult communications

Sorry I wasn't able to reply to your text message; the signal was very flaky.

by Cerise October 8, 2006

flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.

After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle

by Str8_scotch March 9, 2008

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

Glitter Flap

Will's mangina.

Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.

by B-dizzle fo-Rizzle September 8, 2010

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004