doomosphere

The zone of doom on earth that comprises a population of realists who recognize the global biosphere is on an irreversible trajectory toward collapse and mass extinction, due to industrialized human behavior and ectivity. Biospheric collapse will likely result in a planet bereft of complex life for millions of years and possibly forever, as the meltdown of the world’s 450+ nuclear reactors may strip earth of its atmosphere, leaving it cold and lifeless, like Mars. Why go to Mars when we can have it right here on Earth?

Basically, “we’re FUCKED!”

Life is lonely in the Doomosphere.

by Irkone June 3, 2019

Doomom

The mate of the doodad.

Put the doomom on the shelf next to the doodads.

by Jessica Kirstin October 24, 2007

doombelly

a feeling of impending doom that manifests itself as physical discomfort in the stomach region.

"What's the matter, James, eat too many tacos?"
"It's not that. Thinking about what I'm going to say to my client is giving me such doombelly. Gah!"

by Cheese Burger April 3, 2009

Doomflake

Doomflake (noun)

adapted from the derogatory insult snowflake
1

(A) a person who identifies as a progressive, but is a supporter the second amendment (USA)

i) derogatory when used by some, old-guard libtard snowflake or as a self-identifier or boast. See also: neo-liberalism blue-dog No Party Needed new--guard
Synonyms: Pariah (negative)or outsider {unicorn (political-neutral)

2 Doomflakes (plural noun, inanimate)

A) A hypothetical / theoretical breakfast cereal that wakes you up out of the false reality you've been living in. See also {sheeplemeats

3 (verb) Doomflaked

(A) An underestimation or misjudgment that has been allowed to, or encouraged to exist, usually with implied poor outcome to the one who has made the error See also: sukka dupe hoodwink

(noun, derogatory)
"I saw him at the store buying like, all these little bullet-things. sic He's a total doomflake. He was wearing carharts and a scarf yo. ewwww.

(noun) identity, positive
"Best thing I ever did was to accept the doomflake inside me. It's America man, this place be like that. Crazy. Hugs, buds and earpro. All we need right?"

(noun)
"You best eat some doomflakes my friend; you're about to be crushed under the heel of the new autocracy."

(Verb) Doomflaked
"Damn, we just got doomflaked by a bunch of libtards man. Are they allowed to protect themselves too?!"

by DFATW June 6, 2020

DoomSolar

thats just his real name

Teacher: Why did you write DoomSolar as your name
DoomSolar: yes

by DoomSolar September 16, 2020

Loompy-Doompy

A racial slur against Oompa Loompas; particularly those indigenous to Loompaland

What’s the Loompy-Doompy doing?

by Itsyahboyuhhhh March 23, 2021

doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012