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Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
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diver nipples

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.
"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."
by Fierra September 9, 2006
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diversity

A freakin awesome British streetdance goup who won Britain's got talent 2009. They have 11 members aged from 14 to 26 and have been on two European tours, performed for/ met the queen, and performed for/met the prime minister. The members of this group are: Ashley Banjo, Jordan Banjo, Matt McNaughton, Ian McNaughton, Jamie McNaughton, Sam Craske, Mitchell Craske, Warren Russel, Ike Ezekwugo, Perri Kiely, and Terry Smith.
Did you get tickets to the Diversity tour?

YES I did they were sold out in two hours!

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ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha
by improvnash January 18, 2011
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diveradature

Defining your destination by making arbitrary turns and paths as you go.
OH no not another diveradature!
by French Brochier November 18, 2004
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diveley

Term used when someone has smoked weed and has bloodshot eyes
he has some diveley eyes
by the termantor of earth May 26, 2008
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divebomb fart

Jumping in a squaking position while unleashing a massive fart bomb upon some one
Wife: Hunny you totally divebomb farted on me last night

Husband : I know hunny I know, it was great
by PurpleShark January 15, 2011
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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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