bastard

the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off !!

"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"

by Bastard from Birth May 15, 2005

Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.

Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.

by .XV!::: March 30, 2009

Bastardist

bastards who are more of a bastard than what they are calling you a bastard

"youre a bastard"
"your bastardist"

by johnno9555 June 21, 2009

bastardocracy

a form of government run by bastards

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy

by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.

1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.

by manigordo December 4, 2010

Basker's dozen

Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.

He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.

by W8wut May 8, 2015

bastardly assholish

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.

Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!

by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015