water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

baloobas

To descibe a cute and busty woman.

"She's cute, she's baloobas."

by Michelle April 26, 2005

balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Cock-Balloon

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.

Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.

by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002

baloo

a word that describes a hard hit

1. a girl was walking and baloo she got hit by a bus

2. a train was coming and baloo i was dead

3. i farted and baloo i pooped

by erickgonzalezz June 23, 2009

pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".

Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."

by krkelly January 10, 2014