barloople

A bunch of gay people touching asses in chaps at a bar.

Fuck Louie’s, that place is a total barloople

barloople by Cheeee g January 5, 2023

bloople 

Made a mistake that was really really stupid.

Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.

bloople by Toopid September 30, 2011

barlottle and Jason forever 

if you know you know and don't forget to watch drowned the 2 part serise!

barlottle and Jason forever lol

barlottle and Jason forever by barlottle June 28, 2021

Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009

brooplefuck 

When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend or group of friends, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of others, it is simply a way of providing levity to a peer.

Emma: "Ugh, I sneezed so hard in class that I got snot all over my essay."
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)

-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-

Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)

brooplefuck by doctorSpankklok March 22, 2019

Blooples

The word Blooples is an onomatopoeia for diarrhea. The word was coined in the satirical blog - Human Making and Beyond.

"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn't classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was classy." - Human Making and Beyond.

Blooples by Shovel86 January 25, 2011

Balloopae

Supreme.

Balloopae is supreme

Balloopae by Caleb Billions July 24, 2022