Absolute Nate

The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.

After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.

by Donny spinoggle June 11, 2010

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

absolute bits

being in a state of foolishness, dissoray or confusion for a limited time period.

Today I was in absolute bits because I thought the orange I was eating was an apple.

by playcrossy December 22, 2010

absolute knickers lah

when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.

Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...

This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah

Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah

That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah

by mon errigal February 25, 2011

absocourse

Fusing absolutely and of course into one word because you're too tired and hungover to say either word fully.

Q: Did you have a good time drinking beer all weekend?

A: Absocourse!

by texannblue September 27, 2011

absnotised

When you're under the influence of a shirtless guy with 6 packs. Generally , you can break the influence with a t-shirt .

I was totally absnotised by my neighbor's gardener. When he put a t-shirt on , I noticed he was ugly in fact.

by AdInMotion October 14, 2012

absofknlutely

absolutely with that little added flair!

you are absofknlutely amazing!

by mrsassypants November 9, 2012