Spongebob Squarepants

The only post-90's children's cartoon that's actually decent to watch.

Kid: Daddy, why can't I watch any cartoons?

Dad: Because son, everything they show today is jusr garbage that's gonna turn you into a mindless buffoon.

Kid: But what about Spongebob Squarepants? Does that mean I can't watch that too?

Dad: *watches episode of spongebob* Hmm, this show is actually pretty funny. Alright son, you can watch this.

by Dark solitude September 22, 2009

sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork

by brit August 17, 2003

spontaneous

To come without warning and for no reason.

Bloke 1: "I just did a spontaneous"
Bloke 2: "eww man, in my bed?"

by MaxS June 17, 2008

Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

by Ted December 2, 2003

Spongebob Circlepants

the real version of spongebob. Spongebob Squarepants is a lie.

I watched Spongebob Circlepants last night.

by Sponge Lover December 4, 2010

Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

by lDuskz January 6, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

If you really think about it, it's a very sexual referenced.

spongebob squarepants

They live in bikini bottom.

his neighbor is squidward tenticals which sounds like testicals.

sandy cheeks sounds like she has sand in her ass.

he works at the crusty crab.

they eat crabby pattys.

plankton works at the chum bucket.

the ocean is called the goo lagoon. lol

by www.myspace.com/emo_rawrie October 7, 2008