Slick Picnic

The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off

Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday

by HoagieSupreme June 21, 2018

Slick Whack

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.

Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."

by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018

Slickey

An inside band joke where you swap things for human consumption or that shouldn't be there with things meant for instruments

EX:

per.1: hey did you hear that Bari sax player got expelled

Per.2: yeah , apparently he pulled a slickey on some poor drama kid

Per.1: they totally thought that valve oil was Gatorade...dumbass

by Star-the-blur October 23, 2018

Slick

Used in sarcasm to insinuate STUPIDITY. To describe a very stupid move, a really dumb person, an idiot, a foolish person, not very smart, slow-minded, slow-witted, a moron, a dumb-pass, stupid, opposite of smart, an embarrassment, not wise, not very sharp, a negative way to describe someone, low intelligence, slang for stupid, not good.

A Cop might say, "How was any of this a good idea, SLICK!?" to a really stupid criminal. Or, you might say to your friend who just locked himself out of his own car, "Good move, SLICK!"

by BeckaBuck November 12, 2018

Slickicide

The act of killing a group of absolute units.

I’m going to commit slickicide on the football team.

by slicknick22 December 11, 2018

Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.

“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose”

by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018

Slick Nibbas

Slick nibbas refers to a male (or group of males) who think they are unloved and have no chance in having a dating life. Despite how these men change for women’s attention they are never able to withstand a relationship ( whether that being a friend, a partner, or anything in between with a female). Basically they are a diluted type of ‘nice guy’ and whenever they get close to a girl they get rejected or she starts dating somebody else. Slick nibbas are also most likely e-daters.

Female: “I’m sorry, I love you but not in that way Austin.”
Austin: “Us slick nibbas are never the ones females like you fall for”

by Nuttybuddybutterbar March 19, 2019