SAUSAGE PARTY

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all males that includes sexual overtones.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

sausage pocket

A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.

Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.

by Robert Parker January 2, 2004

sausage nips

A set of nipples characterized by their resemblance to breakfast sausage links.

As Kathleen taught the class, the cool draft blew through causing her sausage nips to poke out of her faux silk blouse.

by Sallys April 19, 2006

sausage wallet

a sausage wallet is another word for a womans vagina. also used in the lyrics of 'hey there vagina'

person 1: "how was she last night?"

person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"

by fuckingawesomesexyperson August 9, 2009

German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.

Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!

by robricciardi June 11, 2011

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

by Gunslinga August 24, 2008

Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

by hazfreckles November 2, 2011