Three phase plan 

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

Three phase plan by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Intel Core Plan 

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion

Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan

Intel Core Plan by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel Core Plan 

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

Intel Core Plan by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Three-pronged plan 

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

Three-pronged plan by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.

"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"

The Dismemberment Plan by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022

New Balance Plan 

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

New Balance Plan by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022

masturbation escape plan 

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

masturbation escape plan by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022