number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 27, 2015

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

Rule Number 8

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.

"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"

by Blackbird Pilot September 1, 2009

Number one bae

A person that is your favourite of all people usually hayden landa

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

Jenny Number

Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.

Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.

Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?

Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!

by Hextacy October 5, 2007