Cumster Truck

Fucking stupid truck from Ubisoft's racing game, The Crew.

I drove my cumster truck into an orphanage, fuckers stood no chance.

by BiggieSqueeze August 31, 2021

cumstupid

A person that can't think straight because only thing they think about is cum.

She walked right into the wall again, she must be cumstupid.

by Boballoverdeeznuts September 19, 2021

cumshake a coma

A milkshake with a white creamy substance. With a taste so good and filling it will put you in a coma

Simba is currently in cumshake a coma

by Notkeyona September 22, 2021

Cumsert

When you jerk off into a trumpet and play it afterwards

Did you catch Marks cumsert yesterday?

by aerwdcas October 10, 2021

Cumswaggled

Flabbergasted; utterly confused; confused to the point beyond either of those words.

Kanye West was Cumswaggled when people asked him to release his suicide note as a track.

Kanye West was Cumswaggled when he found out Pete Davidson and his ex were dating.

by Jonah_francis_ on ig November 23, 2021

Cumshout

When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.

Mom: Did you paint the bathroom? White is a good paint choice!
Son: Nah mom that was a cumshout!

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

CumSock

basically if there is a gross ass nasty ass mf slug and you pour white paint on it for some dumb ass reason you can call that bitch a cum sock

"look at this fuckin CumSock dude"

by Dahashbrowns November 29, 2021