Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

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Crooked Letter

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

by howm June 17, 2008

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Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

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solar cooker

A bowl shaped, reflective disk that uses the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

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by Benjamin Nieuwsma May 13, 2005

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A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.

Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.

by comedyfan April 10, 2006

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