Barney

An intergalactic alien who harnesses kids belief in him to alter reality. Barneys cursed technique is Playtime Delusion where he has kids imagine things and he uses their belief in him to generate cursed energy and alter reality to achieve what they want. The more kids belive in him the passive amounts of cursed energy he gets allowing him to alter reality without the children imagining it for him. He has two binding vows the first one is that every a thousand years an entity like barney will come to the planet he is on and try to replace him if barney defeats the replacement he will gain a 3 times cursed energy multiplier every time he beats his replacement. The other binding vows is that if parents see Barney in his curse form he will be unable to use cursed energy until they are killed or they forget about barney in exchange barney will receive 5 times cursed energy gain from children. Jordan is the current vessel of Barney right now. Barney can only enter teenagers and make them his vessel and he chose Jordan.

My kid says he loves barney i hope he doesn't disappear like the other.

by Bigman19 January 24, 2026

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

isabella barney

A tough girl that I know she is nice and smart and really can do anything she try’s.

Isabella Barney is a real nice girl

by Ethan loves cock November 13, 2017

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018

Putra Borneo

Putra Borneo is a racial slur used towards African American strippers.

Sally: Where’s Donna, why isn’t she here?

Susie: You mean that PUTRA Borneo? that woman is disgusting?

by YouNeed_ToKnow_Th1S April 18, 2019

lily bonney

lily bonney is a lovey girl. she will alway brighten up your day and make it happy as. she’s gorgeous, really funny and fun to be around. shes a really good best friend and she will try her best to make you happy, she can always put i smile on your face.

get your self a lily bonney but someone like her because the real lily bonneys mine lmao!

by ughbugbuhiu June 9, 2019

Rosie Borley

The most beautiful fun sexy smart honest loving mother and wife anyone could ever ask for

You're so good you could almost be Rosie Borley

by Heavy D in Canada September 11, 2020