Baloney-boney 

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

Baloney-boney by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

Bloomer Bloney by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

bloney 

another name for cock or dick

jules sucked my bloney until i shot hot bloney juice all over her face

bloney by buttonsdawg August 8, 2008