typically a younger woman or gay man who uses their artistic skills to make people more attractive. usually having to deal with too much drama, and are paid less than your typical hairdresser, especially if working in a department store.
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That's me Lucky Charms, they're artificialicious!
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"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"
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Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
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