CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
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